Day: February 26, 2018

Ten half-inch nails

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Did you know that the only difference between nail varnish and nail polish is your geographical location? Varnish in Europe, Polish in the US.

Whilst waiting for my nails to grow long enough (at least the healthy bits) so that I can start using some fun colours instead of nails that look sick and infected (which is why I can’t lacquer them regardless of word – I need to keep an eye on their growth and health) I decided to sort these small bottles of heaven. The non-onycholised parts of my nails are approximately half an inch but the healthy bits are half that…

I love my purples. I honestly didn’t think I had that many. On the other hand, ten bottles, ten nails, that should be fun to try out sometime!!! Both colour and quality. Hopefully I should be able to brighten up my day in a couple of weeks.

I am getting slightly impatient here. Impatient is never good.

Four blacks. The Barry M is actually an effect varnish. I love Barry M, British label, cruelty free since 1982, awesome varnishes! It makes a nice crackled effect. The other three I bought mostly because I was preparing for onycholisis. There are several things one can do to try to prevent it – whether they actually work (or why) is a completely different matter. Using nail strengthener, dark varnishes, ice baths whilst getting chemo are common suggestions. I didn’t try the ice bath (mostly cos I didn’t hear about it until it was too late) but I used nail strengthener, black as base coat, and a multitude of colours on top. Why be dull!

But I bought three because I’d forgotten I’d already bought one, and besides I’d put it in a really smart place so two of them vortexed into a different ‘verse. They resurfaced a couple of days ago.Barry M’s crackle varnish isn’t the only effect varnish available. Metallic and holographic lacquers are readily available and make your nails sparkle in the sun! You can even get lacquers with bits of sparkly confetti. My two issues with these is that the ratio varnish:sparkles is so off that you need at least 10 coats to make a difference – and those sparkly bits seem to be super-glued to your nails for eternity.Reds and pinks – I have several of these, too. Not that I use them a lot but sometimes one needs to think pink.

I haven’t forgotten about the gorgeous blueish fuchsia that I won from Tone Lise Akademiet‘s advent calendar! This is one I am truly looking forward to testing. It’s perfect for my gorgeous fuchsia wig!

These are the last of the lot. These are more for special occasions rather than fix your nails for the coming fortnight!

Chemo brain

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Chemo brain is the complete lack of cognitive function that sets in to just about every person who has chemotherapy.

It’s actually a medical diagnosis. Unlike most other diagnoses it’s name is simple and understandable, so that we who suffer from it actually stand a chance of remembering the word itself. Loganamnosis is, ironically enough, the term for forgetting words.

Doctors and researchers call chemo brain many things, such as cancer treatment-related cognitive impairment, cancer-therapy associated cognitive change, or post-chemotherapy cognitive impairment. Most define it as a decrease in mental “sharpness” – being unable to remember certain things and having trouble finishing tasks or learning new skills. (ACS)

Docs don’t really know why, but it can appear as early as 3-4 months before the patient has chemo and can last for a decade. Mine went crazy bad after the surgery.

You know how sometimes you’ll walk in to a room and forget why? Then you have to retrace your steps and you figure it out?

Chemo brain is getting up halfway and forgetting why you got up. Nothing around you gives any hint as to what you were doing. You might make it into the room that was your intended destination, but you’ll most certainly not have the faintest clue why.

Or starting on one sentence and forgetting what you just said. Not just the words, mind you, but the whole shebang. Your mind has absolutely no memory of whether you were talking about love, war, the weather or the Olympics. Worst case you start on one sentence and finish it about something completely different.

“Did you watch the news, in Syria it’s really bad, it’s -20C with three meters of snow and a nice Beaujolais would be nice with that for dinner”

Chemo brain means your entire life turns into a gazillion conundrums for the people around you.

But you’re not crazy – welcome to your life.

TBH I have no idea which day it is. I live through my cell phone. It has a calendar. Programming all appointments into it is second nature to me, I don’t have to think, I just have to double-check once or twice. Then I set the alarm – if it’s within the next fortnight, I set the alarm the day before just in case. If it’s weeks away – I’ll settle for an alarm on the first of that month, just to remind myself.

Just remember: there is no such thing as a ‘smart place’ to put anything, cos ‘smart places’ tend to be vortexes into some other dimension.

If you need to order a ticket or hotel, double check that you’re booking the right year, month, and correct departure station. Then get someone to control it for you.

And because reading and stuff is really difficult, here are some links in Norwegian:

Cellegift kan ramme hukommelsen
Tåkeleggingen er reell
Mia er alt annet enn A4