Having breast cancer is expensive. I get the meds for ‘free’ but the additional costs – strict diet, anti-side effect meds, new clothes – aren’t exactly welcome since I’ve been on disability (and making less than the EU’s definition of poverty income) for the past two years.

So, I’m trying to make ends meet in other ways.

First choice is “climate quotas” – you buy one or more trees that can suck up the carbon that you’re releasing. You can read more here.

20 NOK = $2.50 = £2 (roughly)

I’ve planted a bunch of trees and you can own one or more. I’ll even tag them for you and you get to see how they grow.

And the price? Cheaper than in your local nursery! Cheaper than a pint of beer!

It’s easy, too. If you’re in Norway, you can Vipps 119276.

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