My body has been non-functioning for 6 1/2 years now. Still searching for a Norwegian Dr. House. However – the cancer is not to blame for my aches and pains. Even though the tumour is estrophile and I suspect that my hormonal imbalances are a part of my disabilities, the connection ends there.

I did not have cancer in October. I had ridiculously low levels of oestrogen last summer (before I started any kind of treatment, my levels had increased 12-fold…). When I detected the tumour, it was probably a week old. This is probably the reason that it suddenly grew very fast – both in size and density – and why it’s decreased in both just as rapidly.

Tomorrow I’m scheduled for a new MRI. I am rather excited because the tumour seems to have decreased to the same density as my tumour-free breast. So I either have tumours in both now, or we’re talking a truly amazing reaction to the treatment.

No worries – the probability of the former is near-zero.

But no – the cancer is not to blame for my aches and pains and when I’m done with the treatment, I’ll still have a crappy body.